Sunday, March 9, 3 to 7 PM: American Legion, 60 County St., Norwalk, Conn. Mind you, the music starts at 3 PM, but the corned beef and cabbage comes out at 2 o'clock, so earlier is better. 203-866-8249

Saturday, March 15, 6:30 to 10:30 PM: New Haven Country Club. Private club event, so if you're not a member, join up now!

Changed! Sunday, March 16, 2 to 6 PM: Mackenzie's Bar and Grille, 970 High Ridge Rd., Stamford, Conn. 203-322-9888.

Sunday, March 16, 7 to 8 PM. Oronoque Village, Stratford, Conn. This one is private, for Oronoque condo owners only, so buy that condo now!

Saturday, March 29: 7 to 11 PM: Elks Club #25, 524 State St., New Haven, Conn. Corned beef and cabbage dinner at 7:30. 203-772-3557. You do not need to be an Elk to attend! Tickets are $12.50 until March 25th, and $15 later, and must be purchased in person, at the club, in advance.

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